Twilight Vs. Hrry Potter

At halloween party Harry and Hermonie craft a spell just for the "New Moon" cast.
1.Harry spils a special growth potion into the punch.
Harry:Who says vampires are better then wizards?I'll give the 'Twilight' gang a spell they'll never forget!
Hermonie:And I have my plans for them too.Harry!
2.EdBella turn into the glants!Luckily,Jacon didn't drink it!
Edward:Ha,now I really take on on the wolf pack!
Bella:Great--now I'll be twice as clumsy with these long legs!
Jacob:Goog thing I don't like blood-flavored puncg!
3.Then,Hermonie casts a truth-telling spell o Jacob!
Hermonie:We didn't forget about you!Now I'll have dirrhea of the mounth!
Jacob:Don't do it!!!
4.Jacob can't stop spilling his embarassşng secrets!
Jacob:Sometimes I fart when I'm running like a werwwolf!
I wish my skin sparkled like Edward.
I got flaes in my werewolf hair!
Bella:Umm.Jacob.TMI!


Bunu bilerek ingilizce yazdım çünkü eğer türkçeye çevirseydim gerçekten saçma olacaktı.Böyle okuyunca gerçekten çok komiğime gitti sizle paylaşmak istedim.Umarım siz de benim kadar gülersiniz

hhahahahahaaa ben koptum gerçekten çok komik ayrıca türkçeye çevirince gerçekten mantıksız oluyor:D